10-13 march 2016.

don’t act like you don’t know what a wing walker is. now that we’ve cleared that up, check out this monthly concert series showcasing both established emerging local artists under the big tent out back while drinking established and emerging brews from threes brewing. 333 douglass st, 8-10pm, $10. they put the ass in douglass. (which was so desperately necessary.)

what is Think Olio? as they put it, “we set up the best teachers in local venues to hold classes for the price of a movie ticket..” as i like to put it, a really really good use of your time; a podcast without the earbuds. a lecture series without the fearbuds (you know what i mean…) (yeah, i know, neither do i really.) a meetup with a purpose (and sometimes, a porpoise!) come learn about the rich history of one of brooklyn’s last remaining stronghold’s of anti-gentrification, here at the crux of its evolution, as told by a man who loves it and has literally seen it all. sponsored by the beloved knowledge seekers and spreaders at Think Olio. $12, 730-9pm. 899 Bergen St. i think, therefore i o.

i mean, their descriptions of these events always leave just enough up to the imagination to let you know that if you aren’t prepared to attack your night, teeth bared and snarling as you question the very status of your feet on the floor and (supposed) boundaries of walls and gravity and have faith only in the music in your ears and whatever friend or strangers’ eyes meet yours, then you shouldn’t go. let’s attack thursday, brooklyn. all night, at good room- my favorite place to do bad things™ free before 11pm with enrollment, 98 meserole st. rinse me baby.

Tosca presented by LoftOpera, an alternative space in Bushwick.

well, this sounds pleasant, although i can’t quite put my finger on what it is. a unification of creative minds with food, music, gaity? plus a jam sesh? and empanadas? and someone named Luis’s birthday? hm, ok! i can literally say no to none of that. 7pm-midnight, 884-886 pacific ave, $10. opposite of “no” is let’s go.

comedians performing in the buff! YES. i suppose maybe they tried too hard to imagine the audience naked and POUF! no more clothes. anyway, it doesn’t matter- get a ticket to this event. there are very very few available. get you some. after party on my roof- clothing optional, as always.1145-130am, the creek and the cave, 10-93 Jackson Avenue, $20. i’m not kidding it’s comedians performing butt-ass naked.

all day. free. it’s going to be beautiful. i’ll bring an extra towel, find me there.

winter is just about over which is dope- except, your chances to check out the brooklyn flea + smorgasburg bazaar bonanza at industry city are lessening. get down there as soon as possible. all you need to know is that it’s bigger than the outdoor version, plus you don’t have to be cordoned into a leper colony to drink your beer. also, there are other things you might want to know about it right here. 10am-6pm every saturday and sunday, 241 37th st.

plus, take a tour of industry city distillery and stay for there saturday night concert series…

if you haven’t been down here, you owe it to yourself. in a collection of massive industrial warehouses right on the southern peninsula of brooklyn, industry city distillery has one of the best views of the city you’ve never seen, plus they distill some damn good vodka from beet sugar molasses. (yep!) and saturday come see their brass tacks concert series featuring tipsy oxcart and emperor norton’s stationary marching band. $10, 8pm. get there early for the tour! 6-10pm. 33 35th st, 6th floor. d-still my heart.

Show & Tale- Morbid Anatomy. Freddy’s Bar and Backroom, Park Slope.

ah, the only thing i absolutely don’t want after a weekend of boozing is beer… that i have to pay for. FREE BEER. sunday. come celebrate williamsburg’s favorite sports bar’s 10th anniversary with free beer 6-9pm, plus brooklyn-based artists spun all night. it’s brooklyn themed. which might mean i’ll be jumping out of the cake, it also might not mean that. (did i mention 22 taps of free beer?) see you there. squares. 312 grand st, 6-9pm.

also, tomorrow’s pi day– make some pies for the people you love. like these spinach pies that i will be making for only select coworkers.

i literally stumbled into this charming little terrarium under the BQE last sunday seeking sustenance and ended up… well, mocking it a bit while i sat at the bar with a friend. we had just come from pete’s candy store’s open mic and before that night of joy’s backroom and before that extra fancy’s brunch

and after all of that moved on to lake st, so to put it lightly, i wasn’t in the mood for fancy fanfare or to be told every seat in the house was either reserved or was a barstool that wasn’t meant for sitting. at the bar. HOWEVER, goddamn the food and cocktails were good. and the decor was- well, it was cool man. i was giggly and drunk, but i appreciated every bit of it and plan to go back for the goat neck this weekend, less tipsy and more appreciative. join me?

also your *reason to cross the river this weekend* check out The Django, the new underground jazz club in the cellar of the roxy hotel in tribeca. Inspired by classic Jazz Age Parisian boîtes (and I don’t think I need to remind you how I feel about paris, france, boites, or… I don’t know, bichon frises eating firsee salads.) the dark, seductive, and slightly rugged space offers exemplary acoustics and this weekend (starting Thursday!) Is hosting brooklyn I’m trying favorite Stephane Wrembel. Check it out- I’ll be there, tonight! 2 Ave of the Americas, TriBeCa.