Hey, Brooklyn. I don’t know what path you took to get here, but what I do need you to do is hold it right there. Stop for a minute. Think about your next step. We live in a city full of life, energy, excitement, opportunity, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and thus, at times, hesitation.
That’s where I come in. I’ve curated a list of all the best ways to spend your time this weekend. I’ve brought you this far. Won’t you let me take you the rest of the way? All the way to Sunday?
I promise I won’t let you down.
I’ll only let you get down.
THURSDAY
Ramen Railroad Pop-Up at the Diamond in Greenpoint
Mortified at Littlefield in Gowanus
Salsa Party at the Brooklyn Museum in Park Slope
FRIDAY
Friday Night Live on the Roof at Output in Williamsburg
Cirque Nouveau at House of Yes in Bushwick
Late Night Movie My Cousin Vinnie, with a side of grits, at Videology in Williamsburg
SATURDAY
The Taco Takeover at the Expo Center in Greenpoint
Justin Jay’s Fantastic Voyage Boat Party in the Hudson River
Air Hockey for Planned Parenthood at Oceans 8 in Prospect Heights
Holi Hai Celebration on Governor’s Island
SUNDAY
It’s my half birthday, today. Which also means it’s the day my debit card secret code is super relevant. Wish me a happy half-birthday, forget the other thing I just said.
Mother’s Day Bluegrass Brunch at Threes Brewing in Gowanus
Spoons, Toons, and Booze at the Bell House in Gowanus
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