You hear that buzzing, Brooklyn? Come a little closer. That’s all the magic and wonder and energy beaming from your weekend guide, right now. This weekend will take you into
There isn’t much time. Let’s do this.
Things to do in Brooklyn on THURSDAY
Phosphorescent with Liz Cooper & The Stampede play Brooklyn Steel in Greenpoint
Is there anything better than this song? Not for me. And to hear that song played at the best venue in the city, along with a lot of other songs by Phosphorescent and Liz Cooper & The Stampede along with you and all of your friends means a night of pure magic. Tickets are still available for tonight’s show, get yours here now then head to The Drift for pre-show whiskey shots and then to Brooklyn Steel. Doors are at 7, show starts sometime after that.
Tadale’s Fire Kitchen Vegan Pop-Up at the Diamond in Greenpoint
Overheard yesterday on Manhattan Ave from a guy talking too loud on his iPhone, “Oh yeah! Brian said you’re doing Vegan now!” Let’s all “do vegan” this Thursday night at the Diamond. Try it on for size, no strings attached with
Things to Do in Brooklyn on FRIDAY
MoMA PS1 Artist Holiday Party in Long Island City
There’s a reason we left home. We hungry pioneers flocked to the promised land of Breukelen in search of mischief and excitement and movement and art and drugs and love and artisanal baked goods. And what does that mean around the holiday season? It means that instead of overdone tacky Christmas house parties and suburban cookie swaps, we get to go and get festive as fuck at an artists holiday party in a
Gala Galactica at House of Yes in Bushwick
Christmas in New York is filled with crowded holiday markets, touristy storefront displays, tightening shipping windows and uncomfortable office parties. It all presents a festive level of stress that we sometimes just need to rise above. Space out from the merry mayhem and blast off into another galaxy at the Gala Galactica at House of Yes on Friday. This is your invitation to utopia, your evening of intergalactic art, celestial elegance and deep space dancefloor exploration. Wear your most glamorous galactic styles, dress as your future perfect self. Dance all night. Free with an RSVP before
A/D/O Holiday Market in Greenpoint
Things to Do in Brooklyn on SATURDAY
Output is Closing so Party There Until the End.
Williamsburg is lost. But it was found once, inside the industrial, Berlin-
Bedouin presents SAGA at Avant Gardner in Bushwick
So maybe you think the whole Ibiza thing is a little overdone. Maybe you feel like you can party your ass off here in New York and there’s no need to fly off to a magical party island in the middle of the Mediterranean where the clubs get going at
Nutcracker Rouge at Company XIV in Bushwick
Be honest with yourself. There’s no more need for the “naughty or nice” bit this year. You’re getting coal and switches (ooh!) this year and that was pretty much determined before the end of 2017. So let’s get really good and naughty here as Christmas approaches by going to this dirty iteration of a Holiday classic. It’s the Nutcracker Rouge, a kinky burlesque cabaret ballet that reinterprets the classic coming-of-age tale as one of sexual awakening. It runs now through 1/13 but go before Christmas. Don’t ruin it for yourself next year. Tickets are $75 and are available here. 383 Troutman St.
Coming To America Themed Party at the Knockdown Center in Maspeth
It’s been 30 years since this classic descended upon the royal borough of Queens and into our hearts so come celebrate with a special screening and immersive experience at the Knockdown Center. Come dressed as your favorite character (or with an overall 80s vibe), enjoy snacks and drinks inspired by the film, dancing all night and activities to make you feel like you are royalty and have recently arrived upon this sacred and foreign land. Plus, you could win a trip to Africa. Tickets $30 available here. Screening from 7-10pm,
Ugly Sweater Art Run in Williamsburg
In the age of fusion everything, it seems that any singular-dimensional event is simply of the past. I want my strippers to come with a side of sushi! I need to do my laundry while playing arcade games and drinking in a dive bar with my friends! I want to be fully immersed and enticed and confused and over-stimulated! I need to flaunt my tacky sweater while taking in as much street art as possible and also, working out! I need this. It’s my Christmas wish. Well
Things to Do in Brooklyn on SUNDAY
Christmas Vacation at Stuart Theater in Greenpoint
We all have our own way of getting in the spirit. One of my
Outdoor Curling and Winter Beer Garden at Parklife in Gowanus
Curling up with a good book by the fire in Winter is nice. Being outside with a frosty beer (or mulled wine!) in your hand, being
Sugar and Spice Holiday Market at the Brooklyn Bazaar in Greenpoint
Christmas. Is. Coming. And that Christmas list is looming upon you whether you’ve been naughty or nice. Come to the Sugar and Spice Holiday Makers Market and both start and finish your shopping with handmade goods and indie gifts from local makers. Plus a free winter wonderland photobooth, by-donation tarot reading, and a full fucking bar means there’s a little something there for you too, you naughty little elf. Free entry (plus goodie bag for the first 20 customers!), 1-6pm, all info here. 150 Greenpoint Ave.
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