Hey Brooklyn. Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Looking for trouble in all the right places? Looking to have a really great weekend, regardless of your relationship status or which place on the Valentine’s is fun to FUCK HALLMARK spectrum? Then consider this the right place. Be mine, Brooklyn… for at least the next 72 hours. I’ve made plans for us.
THURSDAY
You still haven’t made Valentine’s Day plans? So you’re probably in the dog house. But try to throw something together quick, using my guide. QUICK.
Techno Speed Dating at Bossa Nova Civic Club in Bushwick
Ok so you’re not out of time yet to secure that Valentine’s Day date hook-up soul mate special someone. Head to techno speed dating and get the runaround out of the way. Attraction can be determined in a matter of seconds, so speed things up instead of mindlessly swiping. Also, don’t wear underwear. Just, you know. Because. Info here, 8pm, 1271 Myrtle Ave.
Valentine’s Day Trivia at Archestratus in Greenpoint
Valentine’s Day tends to bring up a LOT of questions. Where do we stand? Did you really think I liked roses? Why is our dinner reservation for 3? Do you want to move to Spain with me? Come answer some questions that you want to answer, and do it for points, at Archestratus tonight. It’s trivia night, and you love trivia, and today is a day devoted to love. Come alone or with a team of 4. Or a menage a trois. It’s all starting at 8pm and ends when you decide to go home together. Info here. 160 Huron St.
V-Day Glitterthon at Gutter Bar in Williamsburg
Go to this
FRIDAY
Foreplay and House of Love at House of Yes in Bushwick
Didn’t get enough lovin’ on Valentine’s Day? Honestly, no one should say yes to that. Yes, actually, I did. There’s always room for more. And there’s always more for you at House of Yes. This Friday is their monthly Foreplay and House of Love parties, and if you’re smart, you wn’t do one without the other. Foreplay is an interactive, seductive, and immersive performance that explores all the things that turn us on before our bodies are entwined. And the after party is, well. Just come prepared and in costume (they’re mandatory) Make your wildest dreams come true or act out someone else’s, with consent. Tickets and info here, 2 Wyckoff Ave.
Young Hot Sluts: A Matchmaking Show at C’Mon Everybody in Bushwick
If this sign describes you, come to this amazing live matchmaking show at C’Mon Everybody Friday night. Host Carly Ann Filbin invites up the hottest, the
SATURDAY
Cityfox Live at Avant Gardner in Bushwick
There isn’t really a reason to consider any other party happening this Saturday night in Brooklyn. Cityfox has this amazing ability to amass the world’s best talent together under one roof at the massive, city-block wide experience that is Avant Gardner. This is your festival season warm-up. It’s an all night live electronic festival with over 15 amazing talents, 3 rooms, plus you and all of your best friends and future lovers. The party starts at 10pm and doesn’t stop until you do (basically…) Tickets and info here, 140 Stewart Ave.
Get the Pizza Sweats at Roberta’s in Bushwick
Get Hot at Roberta’s in Bushwick If there are two things New Yorker’s can agree on it’s that we have the best damn pizza in the entire world and that we all need to relax a little more. Come agree on both of these things this Saturday at Roberta’s. Hot Box mobile sauna has parked itself in their backyard, so you’ll have something to do while you wait for your pizza. Or, you’ll have something to eat while you wait for your schvitz. Or, just do both at the same time, naked. Book a spot here fast, because well… this is just so hot right now.
Soul Summit at the new Dekalb Stage in Fort Greene
Remember when Brooklyn was the land of underground parties and grungey dance scenes and bad decisions with good intentions and most of your best love affairs? Well
SUNDAY
Tiki Disco at House of Yes in Bushwick
When your favorite party group and your favorite venue/family in Brooklyn get together, you go. And you dance. And you revel in the pure unadulterated joy that you live in a place where events like this exist. Tiki Disco hits House of Yes for their last indoor party of the season before we can all party under the moonlight with them all summer long. Besides tomorrow is president’s day. let’s show respect for that dick bag we have in office and be hungover as shit and completely worthless on Monday yet still somehow be more productive than he is. Tickets and info here, $15-20. 10pm-4am, 2 Wyckoff
The Mac and Cheese Takedown at Lot45 in Bushwick
Here is your ticket to get really fucking rowdy Saturday night. Why? Because
718 Sessions President’s Day Party at the Good Room in Greenpoint
It’s Presidents Day. Let’s celebrate all of the presidents that came before the absolute creme-filled disaster we have in office at the moment by getting drunk and planning a coup d’etat from within the fateful walls of the Good Room. Yeah. And let’s dance too. Because maybe some of you have jobs that will not make you work Monday.
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