Hey Brooklyn. It looks like the bright light of your weekend lighting up the tunnel and barreling in at full speed. This train will take you through a noble, potable fight for grandma’s everywhere, a trip to the Alps via Greenpoint, a very intentional way to get the pizza sweats, and cutting right to the conversational chase and through the haze of shitty beers. It’s all happening, now, in your weekend guide.
Stand clear of the closing doors please. Let’s do this thing.
THURSDAY
Rosemary’s Greenpoint Tavern closes tonight in Williamsburg
If you haven’t noticed, our dive bars and disappearing and being replaced by bright, pretty, and way more expensive cocktail bars and bistros. And that fucking sucks. Pay homage for the last time to Rosemary’s tonight, that charming little dive that stands out on Bedford Ave for not sucking and not being a Dunking Donuts. The bartender and owner Rosemary, now 86, has been working there since she was 20. They’ve
Learn Fondue at Le Fond in Greenpoint
It’s the last day of February which is such good news for our general dispositions. Hold onto one of the coziest things about Winter one last time tonight at Le Fond in Greenpoint. They’ll be hosting a fondue workshop and tasting Thursday night
Eggplant Parm Dinner at Archestratus in Greenpoint
Tucked in the back of a cookbook shop in Greenpoint you’ll find one of Brooklyn’s best-kept secrets. Archestratus is serving some of the best, homiest, and cookbook-worthy recipes in the back of her shop on Huron hotcakes hot eggplants. 160 Huron St.
FRIDAY
Last Weekend for Grand Restaurant Week
Don’t let the grandest restaurant week pass you by. Grand Street Restaurant Week is celebrating its 6th anniversary as this
House of Paradise at House of Yes in Bushwick
Just stop it already with your Fire Fest comparisons. Because I have no doubt that anything House of Yes is supporting
Dance Yrself Clean at Baby’s All Right in Williamsburg
This is the dance party you want to shake your hips at this weekend. Raves are great, but how much are you actually moving in a warehouse full of people bumping into each other? This (monthly!) indie
SATURDAY
Get the Pizza Sweats at Roberta’s in BushwicK
If there are two things New Yorker’s can agree on it’s that we have the best damn pizza in the entire world and that we all need to relax a little more. Come agree on both of these things this Saturday at Roberta’s. Hot Box mobile sauna has parked itself in their backyard, so you’ll have something to do while you wait for your pizza. Or, you’ll have something to eat while you wait for your schvitz. Or, just do both at the same time, naked. Book a spot here fast, because well… this is just so hot right now. 261 Moore St.
Brooklyn Reserve: Wine, Beer, and Larder at the Bell House in Gowanus
Come experience all the best the borough has to offer at the Bell House this Saturday. It’s a food, beer, and wine fest featuring over 30 local restaurants and purveyors plus tons of breweries and wineries. And tickets are only $15 which is completely unheard
NYC Beer Week Finale at the Well in Bushwick
The end of beer week is sad, but the good news is all of those beers you discovered and rediscovered are all still here, waiting for you. So come celebrate and commiserate and inebriate for the end of a great week at the Well with their Beer Week Finale party. Gain exclusive access to unreleased brews and hear their live panel of brewing experts to learn enough sudsy facts to annoy the fuck out of your friends until next year. Sip some funky suds and learn about all the ways our pioneering urban breweries are still pushing the envelope. Free to attend, RSVP here, noon-11:
Mixxy Brunch at Bar Schimmi, or What Not Do Do This Saturday
Or hey, listen. If this event description sounds like then Saturday activity for you, then by all means go. But just know I’m making fun of you and that there’s probably nothing else here for you. –
“#MixxyBrunch (21+) will be taking place Saturday, March
SUNDAY
Skip the Small Talk at Threes Brewing in Gowanus
The fact that events like this exist gives me hope for humanity. Skip the Small Talk is like a speed dating event that replaces all the get-to-know-you questions with deep topics. You know, the ones that you feel tugging at your soul when you wake up on a Sunday morning afternoon and realize that you didn’t have one meaningful conversation the night before. Come with a friend or alone (most people do) and prepare to connect with real humans. Oh, and it’s at the best brewery in the borough so you can ease those nerves with a beer or two. Tickets are $15 available here. Arrive at 5:30pm. 333 Douglass St. at Threes Brewing, I’ll try anything thrice!
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